Sleeping Disorder

I officially think I have a sleeping problem. I am either an insomniac or I have a very serious sleeping problem. I didn't even know there were a bunch of sleeping disorders until this very minute. I haven't gone to bed before sunrise since about two years ago. And it is not because I am out partying or anything like that. I just cannot seem to fall asleep. It is a horrible thing. For the past two years, I have watched every informercial imaginable to man. And I actually know some of the commercial word for word. Let's see, it is about 4:16 a.m et and I am still awake. Now that is a huge problem. I am not even tired or sleepy. Which means this is going to be another interestingly long night. I can't wait. So I was reading this thing about sleeping disorders and I think I am just an insomniac. Please let me just be an insomniac. At least insomnia is not anything dangerous. Sleep apnea scares me. Anytime you stop breathing can't be a good thing. I will take insomnia any day over sleep apnea. So there are about three foods that can help me sleep. Peanut, milk and turkey. I know turkey has tryptophan because anyone who has ever eaten a thanks-giving meal will tell you how sleepy they get afterwards. But I didn't know peanut and milk have the same substance in them. It does all make sense now. Parents give you warm milk when you can't sleep and five seconds later, you are gone. But milk doesn't do anything for me. I just think at this point, I should get a nightime job that actually requires me to be awake. Let's see if I can actually fall asleep.